Wanna fly?

Ever take a plane? Like it? I guess it's alright just that if the plane ride didnt stretch up to like 2139082392387534875 hours. I'm gonna be flyin for 16hours-ish tomorrow? It's one thing that you would have to sit for almost freakin forever, another would be that you would be freaking bored. So what do you do when you fly? Ohkay this is getting boring and I do give a damn of waht you do when you fly so just leave your stupid comments in the tag box.
Anyway so let's spice up this post.

Ever heard of the Mile High Club? Here you go...

The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have engaged in sexual intercourse while on board an aircraft in flight. There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since "membership" of the "club" is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.[1]

Some people attribute the allure of the club to the lower atmospheric pressure in the flight cabin, which they claim increases the intensity of orgasms.[citation needed] Another explanation is the vibration of the airplane, which may make arousal easier.[2] Others say they have fantasies about pilots or flight attendants, or a fetish about planes themselves.[3] For many others, perhaps the majority, the appeal of joining the MHC is the thrill of doing something taboo and the thrill of the risk of being discovered.[4]

THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA!
So yeah I guess some horny dudes got so so so bored on the plane one day and they decided well, to mate with their opposite gender partners. Therefore, the Mile High Club was born! I should prolly ask around about this club tomorrow on the plane.

Well anyway,I guess there are other interesting/ upright/ righteous things you can do on the plane...
Say join the Mile High Club? or maybe join the MHC?
Jackin off an elephant? Wait they wouldnt let an elephant on the plane...
Ohkay maybe you could watch the movie, listen to some music, mess around with the strangers around you, pick your nose, pick the nose of the person who's sitting next to you. Yeah, fun stuff like that which of course will keep you outta trouble. Duh!

Anyway you should watch this video by the WONGFU PRODUCTIONS.